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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

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Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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Wake me up when I’m rich!

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Share →: November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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Ah, November, the official start of turtleneck season and feeling personally victimized by daylight savings time. 🐢☁️ Who needs Vitamin D when you have an endless collection of cozy neck sweaters to hide in? Just remember, seasonal affective disorder is real, but so is the power of a good knit turtleneck! 💪 #TurtleneckTherapy

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Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

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I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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