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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

Broadcasted on Slack:

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Making waves on WeChat:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

Just landed via Facebook:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Going viral on Discord:

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

Spotted on X:

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Making waves on TikTok:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

Live now on Snapchat:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Just shared via WeChat:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Just shared via Telegram:

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Going viral on YouTube:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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