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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Trending via Instagram:

I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Going viral on Threads:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Seen just now on Slack:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Seen just now on Facebook:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Just landed via Telegram:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Just landed via Instagram:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Going viral on X:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Making waves on Threads:

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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