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Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Making waves on Instagram:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Live now on WeChat:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

Going viral on Pinterest:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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20 shares on Threads this month:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

43 shares on Facebook this month:

Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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Trending via Messenger:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Spotted on WeChat:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

Making waves on TikTok:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Shared recently on Telegram:

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

Freshly posted on X:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Spotted on Instagram:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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