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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Trending via Facebook:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Spotted on Facebook:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

Just shared via Reddit:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Trending via X:

Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

Going viral on Reddit:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Trending via Pinterest:

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

Live now on Messenger:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

Reported on Twitch:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Making waves on Threads:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Just shared via Instagram:

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

Live now on Threads:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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