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Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

For whom the doom scrolls!

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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Trending via TikTok:

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

Going viral on X:

I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

Spotted on Messenger:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

Just shared via Twitch:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Live now on Reddit:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Spotted on Discord:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Breaking via Pinterest:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Spotted on Snapchat:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Shared recently on Discord:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

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Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Trending via Reddit:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Trending via Messenger:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

Going viral on Snapchat:

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

Shared recently on Facebook:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Making waves on Instagram:

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

Trending via Slack:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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