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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

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Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

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They expect me to work at work.

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Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

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What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

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When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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They should invent a person for me and me only.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

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Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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Honestly, I can see why God flooded the Earth that one time.

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If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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