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The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

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I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

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69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

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I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

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The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

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Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

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I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

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I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

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“It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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