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Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

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Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

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Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Shared recently on Discord:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Spotted on Snapchat:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Spotted on Twitch:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

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Broadcasted on YouTube:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Going viral on YouTube:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Trending via Telegram:

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Spotted on TikTok:

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Live now on Discord:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

Spotted on Snapchat:

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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