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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

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You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

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Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Making waves on Twitch:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Going viral on YouTube:

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

Just landed via Threads:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Spotted on TikTok:

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Just landed via Messenger:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Live now on Messenger:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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98 shares on Reddit this month:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

35 shares on Discord this month:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

48 shares on Threads this month:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

42 shares on Discord this month:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

67 shares on TikTok this month:

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

94 shares on Threads this month:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Trending via Slack:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Making waves on YouTube:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Just shared via Slack:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Just shared via Discord:

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Breaking via X:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Breaking via Facebook:

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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Funny vow of silence quotes

New funny vow of silence quotes 👇

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

All funny vow of silence quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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