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Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

Making waves on Discord:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

Spotted on Twitch:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Just landed via WeChat:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

Going bananas on Slack:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Going viral on Facebook:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Making waves on Twitch:

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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81 shares on Facebook this month:

Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

24 shares on TikTok this month:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

98 shares on Instagram this month:

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

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22 folks are currently checking 👀

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

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I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Just shared via Instagram:

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

Shared recently on WeChat:

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Spotted on Reddit:

My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

Spotted on X:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

Going bananas on YouTube:

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

Shared recently on Threads:

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

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