Commentary:
"Hey, at least we were productive at being unproductive together! 🤷♂️😂🍕"
16 Funny wasting quotes
Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.
Commentary:
"Who needs fancy serums and creams when you've got a propeller cap to defy aging? 💁♂️⚾️ Keep spinning through life and let your youthful spirit shine! ✨ #AgelessBeautySecrets"
I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.
Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.
Commentary:
"Looks like the bird is out there, living its best life while some of us are still hitting the snooze button on our talents. 🕊️🏃♂️ Maybe it's time for us to spread our wings and fly… or at least run across the street with the same level of determination! 😄 #BirdGoals"
Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.
Commentary:
"Planning for the future like an energy-conscious boss! ⚡️ Better safe than sorry, especially with a dad who's all about saving power! 💡😂 #ElectricitySavings #FamilyDecisions"
I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.
Commentary:
Commitment issues? Nah, just auditioning for a hit reality drama! 🎭💔📅