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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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Breaking via WeChat:

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

Spotted on Slack:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Just shared via X:

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Just landed via Instagram:

If you relate to me, get some help!

Live now on LinkedIn:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Spotted on Instagram:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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Just shared via Messenger:

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Spotted on Twitch:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Trending via LinkedIn:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Trending via Discord:

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Just landed via Telegram:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Trending via WhatsApp:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Spotted on Snapchat:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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