Funny wide-leg quotes

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.