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Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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Going viral on Instagram:

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Breaking via YouTube:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Making waves on Telegram:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Going viral on X:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Seen just now on Discord:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Live now on TikTok:

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Reported on WeChat:

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

Spotted on Twitch:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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I’m only dead on the outside.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

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If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Trending via Snapchat:

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Going viral on Facebook:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

Live now on Slack:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m only dead on the outside.

Just landed via Threads:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Reported on Messenger:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Just landed via Telegram:

Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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