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Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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Going bananas on TikTok:

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

Breaking via Threads:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Breaking via Slack:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Live now on WhatsApp:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

Going viral on YouTube:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Trending via X:

I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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24 shares on WeChat this month:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

68 shares on Twitch this month:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

63 shares on X this month:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

15 shares on Discord this month:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

15 shares on YouTube this month:

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

93 shares on Slack this month:

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

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I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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Dec 22, 2025

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Just landed via Instagram:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Just shared via Slack:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

Just shared via Instagram:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

Just landed via Slack:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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