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Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Going viral on TikTok:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Just landed via Telegram:

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

Making waves on Slack:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Making waves on Discord:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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I need a break from me.

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Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

89 shares on Threads this month:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

49 shares on YouTube this month:

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Just shared via Telegram:

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Just shared via Facebook:

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

Spotted on X:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Just landed via X:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Freshly posted on Slack:

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

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It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

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