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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Just landed via Telegram:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Just shared via Messenger:

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

Reported on YouTube:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Spotted on Telegram:

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

Just landed via Telegram:

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Going viral on Slack:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Just landed via Discord:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Making waves on Twitch:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Live now on Threads:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Seen just now on Discord:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Just shared via Facebook:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Just landed via TikTok:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Trending via Telegram:

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

Just shared via TikTok:

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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