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Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

My lips could use some attention today.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

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Trending via Discord:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Grok, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Going viral on WeChat:

Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

Shared recently on Slack:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Just landed via YouTube:

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Freshly posted on X:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Trending via Threads:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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47 shares on Twitch this month:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

27 shares on Slack this month:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

51 shares on Threads this month:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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7 folks are currently checking 👀

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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One thing I expect that we will learn from the vibe coding era is that most ‘idea guys’ don’t actually have very good ideas.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on YouTube:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Going viral on X:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Just shared via Telegram:

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Shared recently on X:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Trending via Snapchat:

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

Live now on Facebook:

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If you relate to me, get some help!

Seen just now on TikTok:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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