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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Breaking via X:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Spotted on Reddit:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Trending via Twitch:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Trending via Threads:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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Trending via Facebook:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Making waves on Threads:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Shared recently on X:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Spotted on WeChat:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Freshly posted on X:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Just shared via Twitch:

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Seen just now on Threads:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Shared recently on Threads:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

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