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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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98 shares on Facebook this month:

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

70 shares on Slack this month:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

76 shares on X this month:

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

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Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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Just landed via Slack:

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Going bananas on Messenger:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Seen just now on Messenger:

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Just landed via Slack:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

Shared recently on Slack:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Going viral on Slack:

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

Making waves on YouTube:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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