Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Instructions that really *stack* up! ππ§±βπ Related funny posts π You know youβre getting older when you keep asking βWhy do they have to make the instructions so small?β IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words. Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180Β°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say. If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway. Convinced my kid her harmonica didnβt work because the instructions were missing.