Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes… Commentary:"Imagine the efficiency of sleeping while getting ready for the day! 😴⏰ Who needs coffee when you can multitask sleeping and morning routine like a pro? 😂 #SleepyNinja" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed. It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse. I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense. If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.