Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Commentary:
“Imagine the efficiency of sleeping while getting ready for the day! 😴⏰ Who needs coffee when you can multitask sleeping and morning routine like a pro? 😂 #SleepyNinja”

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