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The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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13 shares on Threads this month:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

11 shares on X this month:

Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

47 shares on X this month:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

82 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

79 shares on Twitch this month:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

So blunt, you can smoke my truth.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

15 shares on Discord this month:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

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Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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Just landed via Slack:

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Going viral on TikTok:

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Just shared via Threads:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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