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Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes…

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes…

Commentary:
"Imagine the efficiency of sleeping while getting ready for the day! 😴⏰ Who needs coffee when you can multitask sleeping and morning routine like a pro? 😂 #SleepyNinja"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged closed, early, easier, eyes, getting, humor, keep, sleep, struggle, waking on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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