Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When the bag thinks it's gonna have a second date π¬π #OneNightCandyStand Related funny posts π So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag? Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too. I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do. Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesnβt send symbols on glowing screen. Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.