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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.