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  • It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.
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  • Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.
  • I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.
  • A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.
  • What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?