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Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

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Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

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