Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes. Funny Quotes May 11, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously. Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.” I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children. Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying. I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.