Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Commentary:
“If going to Heaven means dealing with unpredictable weather but going to Hell means having a lively group of friends, I guess I’ll just bring an umbrella and sunscreen to Hell and make the most of it!”

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