Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGo to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.” The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do. We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless. The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager. All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.