Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Posted on6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary: “If going to Heaven means dealing with unpredictable weather but going to Hell means having a lively group of friends, I guess I’ll just bring an umbrella and sunscreen to Hell and make the most of it!” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager. Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up? Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in. The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do. I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.