Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet blissful ignorance of youth! 😄 What's the saying again? Youth is wasted on the young? 🤔 Well, at least you can look back at your 18-year-old self and have a good chuckle! 😜 #TheWisdomofHindsight

age, contentment, God, happiness, happy, i, irony, reflection, retrospect, time, youth

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

0

2 months ago

coping, humor, just, problem, realize, sad, sadness, self-awareness, sing, voice, worse
The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

0

2 months ago

fairy, fairy tale, fantasy, food, Gretel, Hansel, house, humor, taco, tale, whimsical
Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

0

2 months ago

anxiety, humor, introvert, people, personality, real, self-awareness, social, social anxiety, tell, too
Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

0

6 months ago

cheating, dating, faithfulness, female, fidelity, healthy, healthy relationship, humor, irony, ones, relationship, relationships, toxic, toxic relationship
Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

0

2 months ago

advice, analogy, fire, frustration, gasoline, humor, parent, parents, problems, put, telling, trying
People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

0

2 months ago

belief, believe, brain, brains, head, heads, humor, inside, irony, just, maybe, people

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

January is the Monday of the year.

68 shares on Discord this month:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

36 shares on Slack this month:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Snapchat:

I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

Live now on TikTok:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Seen just now on TikTok:

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

Breaking via X:

How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

Seen just now on Threads:

If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

Trending via Slack:

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

Trending via Reddit:

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Spotted on X:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

Trending via WeChat:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Going bananas on Instagram:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨