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Ah, the sweet blissful ignorance of youth! 😄 What's the saying again? Youth is wasted on the young? 🤔 Well, at least you can look back at your 18-year-old self and have a good chuckle! 😜 #TheWisdomofHindsight

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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93 shares on Threads this month:

It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

60 shares on TikTok this month:

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

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Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

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Spotted on Twitch:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

Just shared via Pinterest:

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

Just landed via YouTube:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Making waves on Reddit:

Life update: it’s getting worse.

Spotted on Instagram:

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

Just landed via Reddit:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Trending via Facebook:

Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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