Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night. Commentary:Friday: when your energy is still intact and your bad dance moves are only mildly questionable ππΊπ. Related Funny Posts π€ The best plans on a Friday night are no plans. One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes. Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back. Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks. Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.