Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:"That 1% is just me realizing I forgot sunscreen! ππποΈ #BeachFail" Related funny posts π Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio. How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left” My wife screamed βyou havenβt listened to a single word Iβve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.