Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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My parents think they know me.

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…