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Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was s…

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was s…

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"Good morning to all the early birds out there, flying high while the rest of us dream about hitting the snooze button for the 100th time! 😴🐦 Rise and shine…or just rise and hope for more coffee ☕️ #SleepyHead"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asleep, cause, everyone, except, good, humor, i, morning, myself, relatable, sarcasm, sleep, still, tired, wish on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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