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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

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I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

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Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

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How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

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