Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that. 2 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Let's be real, Gordon Ramsay wouldn't last a second if he tried yelling at us over our cooking. 😂✋ #WorstNightmare" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal. I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me. The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics. I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!” Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.
