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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

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“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.