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Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasnโ€™t for them.

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My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ด has copied:

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ has copied:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. Thatโ€™s it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ธ has copied:

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ด has bookmarked:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ป has copied:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด has viewed:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท has viewed:

We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡พ has copied:

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesnโ€™t chase them away anymore, so Iโ€™ve started telling them I have a child.

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Going viral on Facebook:

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying โ€œWhat?โ€ to this person?

Going viral on Reddit:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Spotted on YouTube:

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesnโ€™t send symbols on glowing screen.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Trending via Messenger:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Just shared via TikTok:

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, Iโ€™m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has bookmarked:

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, โ€œHave you considered educating people who arenโ€™t rich?โ€

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has downloaded:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has downloaded:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ธ has shared:

Sorry boys, but Iโ€™ve already got my eyes on a guy whoโ€™s not interested.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท has shared:

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has bookmarked:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ซ has viewed:

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด has copied:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has bookmarked:

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, thatโ€™s why trolling them is so vital.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

Shared recently on Telegram:

To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

Live now on WeChat:

Stores should accept โ€œI bought this while depressedโ€ as a valid reason for a return.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

Just landed via X:

โ€œIโ€™m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.โ€

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Spotted on WeChat:

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to โ€œWhat’s your favorite color?โ€œ

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I love being left to my own devices. Itโ€™s like yeah, these are my devices.

Trending via Telegram:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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