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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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I have no beef with vegetarians.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

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You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

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I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

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My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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