💾 Save Image Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross! Jan 23, 2025 / Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! 💪🏼🦠 #ElbowBumpsForTheWin" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck. Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something. I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash. Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: ban, body, body part, gross, handshake, humor, interaction, naked, norm, parts, should, social, social norm, together, touch, world
