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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Commentary:
"Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฆ  #ElbowBumpsForTheWin"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ban, body, body part, gross, handshake, humor, interaction, naked, norm, parts, should, social, social norm, together, touch, world on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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