Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross! Funny Quotes June 16, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHandshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something. I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash. Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day. You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first. Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.