Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Commentary:
"Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฆ  #ElbowBumpsForTheWin"