Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts tog… Commentary:"Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! 💪🏼🦠 #ElbowBumpsForTheWin" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck. Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked. Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked. Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day. You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.
