Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Why do alarms insist on being so 'alarm'ingly effective? 🌞⏰😂 #StillNotReadyForMonday" Related funny posts 😂 I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off. You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along. I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed. There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s. Listen to the birds, not the news.