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In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.