Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.
- I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”
- I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.
- I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.
- I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!