Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHave kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing. You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach. Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential. Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.