Having a job ruined my life.

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That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.