Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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We decided to have money instead of children.

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My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.