Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.