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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”