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Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

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My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

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Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

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I like to notice patterns and do nothing about it.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Making waves on Twitch:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

Live now on Instagram:

I hope my email finds you enraged.

Going viral on Telegram:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Just landed via Facebook:

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

Making waves on Facebook:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Going viral on WeChat:

Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

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Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

71 shares on Discord this month:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

75 shares on Facebook this month:

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

94 shares on X this month:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

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Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.

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They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Just landed via Reddit:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Trending via YouTube:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Shared recently on TikTok:

You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

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