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Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

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🚖💸 "Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn't matter!" – Sounds like someone is ready to make it rain… with witty remarks and not cash! Keep chasing the weekend vibes without breaking the bank, my friend! 🎉💰 #FridayFeeling

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adventure, Friday, fun, hello, humor, matter, money, taxi, weekend on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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