Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter! Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs. Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”. Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster. The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”