How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early? Commentary:Looks like your boss has installed a secret "sneak off early" detection system! 🕵️♂️😂 Better watch out for those stealthy meeting invites! 🕰️🚫 #BossSpyingonYou Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early. I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting. Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home. Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited. “I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.