How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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Looks like your boss has installed a secret โ€œsneak off earlyโ€ detection system! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Better watch out for those stealthy meeting invites! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿšซ #BossSpyingonYou

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