How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.