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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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70 shares on Messenger this month:

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

12 shares on X this month:

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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Just shared via Twitch:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Going viral on Messenger:

I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

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What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

Just shared via Snapchat:

“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

Just shared via YouTube:

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

Seen just now on Messenger:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Going bananas on YouTube:

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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