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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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2 months ago

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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2 months ago

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I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

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5 months ago

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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2 months ago

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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2 months ago

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When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

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1 month ago

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19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

21 shares on Discord this month:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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Just landed via Facebook:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Going viral on Instagram:

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

Spotted on Pinterest:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

Breaking via Discord:

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

Trending via Discord:

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Breaking via Threads:

We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

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