How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators? 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Maybe just post a selfie with the caption 'I prefer my gators on a handbag, not on a menu.' 🐊📸 #BewareOfTheGators" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks. I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear. The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake. Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten. I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.
