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Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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105 this month

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Spotted on Reddit:

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Shared recently on Slack:

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

Trending via Slack:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

Seen just now on Slack:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

2 months ago

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Commentary:
"Maybe just post a selfie with the caption 'I prefer my gators on a handbag, not on a menu.' 🐊📸 #BewareOfTheGators"

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

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3 months ago

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Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

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4 months ago

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Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

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I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

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2 months ago

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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97 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

Puberty was a hair-raising experience.

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Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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Making waves on WeChat:

I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

Just landed via Facebook:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

Going bananas on X:

Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Just shared via X:

Nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you.

Going bananas on X:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Live now on Snapchat:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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