Trendy Funny Quotes

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  • Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.
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  • I put the hot in psychotic.
  • Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.