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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.