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"Looks like humanity is auditioning for a 'New Year, New Me' makeover but may need a reality check first! 🌎😅 Here's hoping they at least bring their recycling game up a notch in the next chapter!"

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Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

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Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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2 months ago

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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2 months ago

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48 shares on TikTok this month:

Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

92 shares on Slack this month:

In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

47 shares on YouTube this month:

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

27 shares on X this month:

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Math is like Chinese to me.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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Just shared via Instagram:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Just shared via Threads:

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Making waves on Discord:

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

Trending via YouTube:

The peace of not knowing.

Live now on Telegram:

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

Breaking via TikTok:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

Going viral on Discord:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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