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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

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“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.